A real panic situation.

So today while I was out, I was approached by a strange man. This man was clearly drunk and said to me "Give me 2 quid will ya, so I don't have to kill ye". I proceeded to walk away from this man where my mum picked me up in the car.

My retarded mum then decided to go to a chip shop right where he was standing, and after I told her what happened, I got the following reply: "Grow the fuck up, I am getting me a pasty, I don't give a shit what you want".


So my posts today may not be as good as you want, apologies in advance, and I felt that you should know why.